Get Sau-saged. December 20, 2011

ALERT PAULA DEAN. ALERT PAULA DEAN! I’m not buying it Thai man-boy, (the jig’s up Fred Armisen). I bet ya’ll were just fine on butter, then YOU got creative, (and are probably limping as a result). After watching this I was all “Girrrrl where’d you get your lip gloss?”. BUT THIS IS SUR-OSSES (if he can make all of his words plural, so can I).  Screw our sagging economy, Obama needs to air drop MOAH BUTTAH to these var-fen-oogens and STAT. Christmas cakes aren’t ever going to be born, cuz of US’es!! I’m going to go eat a vat of sour cream with a spatula while I make butter angels in my back yard, cos’ I’m an Amur-gan, and I took allllll of this chick’s buttah and I need to FIX IT. At the very least, thank god he isn’t threatening to take away our red sausaged. That’s not a typo, it’s sausaged. Which is, ironically enough, probably what this lad had on his to-do list for today.